I feel dumb, but how do you spycrab? What exactly is that?

tf2memes:

Good question!

Some people back in the early days of TF2 found out that if you held out spy’s disguise kit without actually choosing a disguise; and then aimed yourself straight up while crouching; the spy would have a crab-like appearance; with his clamshell cigarette/disguise case looking like a crab claw. And thus, the spycrab was born.

It is considered poor sportsmanship among the community to kill someone who is actively a spycrab (but some of the more devious spy players will attempt to fake being a spycrab so they can get more kills.)

The guys at valve loved this community development so much; they even made it so that if you taunt with the disguise kit; you have a chance (25% I think) of peforming a fully-animated spycrab taunt.

And that’s it for today’s history lesson. Have fun; and may the kritz be with you; not against you.
-ando

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martwhim:

I saw my chance to create something beautiful.

I took it.

that is terrifying

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

twocentslice:

Good for you bro.

Please support me by reading this comic on twocentslice.com! Thanks!

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

radstah:

im never telling a white boy im egyptian ever again

homemadehorrors:

doodlebuggy:

Tips for dealing with Designers:

1: Don’t belittle the skill and effort it takes to make designs.

2: Don’t assume you can do what we spent years trainings to do just because you took one class in high school or college way back when. (unless you’re a prodigy)

3: Don’t expect good results from vauge, unrealistic requests.

4: Don’t try to worm your way out of paying when its clear you can. (charities excluded)

Now I realize some people not might realize what they are saying is rude and I am willing to forgive your ignorance, but if you talk like this to a designer you are a jerk.

For the folks over at Clientsfromhell.net whose horror stories (submitted by anonymous designers, photographers and other various professions both creative and not) have inspired this comic. This comic is for you.

Oh so relevant.

rivailleackerman:

↳ Shingeki no Kyojin, not your average shounen animanga.

springtimecas:

wilhedivahater:

byronpunk:

jadebloods:

scottiemcchottie:

narcissusmetamorphosis:

we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have

just a few favorite tags

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just open up tag viewer on this post and settle in with a snack cause ain’t nobody sleeping tonight, friends

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installing tag viewer for this was the best decision i ever made

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this is so tragically beautiful

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Where do people find these

travelry:

Today I went to the cup noodle factory (& museum) in Osaka, Japan. It’s quite far out of the city, but after I read that you get to make your own cup noodle for 300¥ (£1.70/$2.90), I just had to go there. You go through the whole process of decorating a cup, adding the dry noodles, soup powder & your choice of 4 dry ingredients (I did pork, onion, garlic & decorative ducks). Then the cup is all sealed up (you even get to operate the machine to seal and fill it) and you pop it into an inflatable bubble bag with a red cord to take home with you!

animedley:

rosaparking:

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS IS SUCH A JOKE LIKE WHATS NEXT??? STRAWBERRY SLICES ON RIBS??? PEACHES ON FRIES?????? CHERRIES IN LASAGNA????

SEQUIN MILKSHAKES???

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BOW TIE FRENCH FRIES????image

kankrivantas:

HOLY SHIT