WHY WOULD YOU GIVE US 11 PAGE HOMEWORK AND IS DUE NEXT WEEK

There’s nothing more fucked up than Malaysian education system. Haha

karaokekarkat:

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

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renirabbit:

fearliath:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

the bend

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and slap

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I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

this is amazing

monochromerabbit:

blacknoonajade:

penis-hunger-games:

calleo:

thelegendofkungjew:

calleo:

groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.

Suddenly, I understand.

Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?

That guy is hot.

I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.

At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.

this post is wild

I’m here for this. 

reblogging again cause i need this

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

beckyblackbooks:

Mortal enemies.

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

MY ENTIRE DASH IS NICOLAS CAGE WHAT DID I DO

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imageYOUTUBE NO

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MY SISTER CAN GO TO HELL

jaidrawsthings:

Whitebread

alinkbetweencheeks:

pinkadillydoo:

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what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find…

I really really really like this logic with wild shinies. Especially ‘cause this is how it basically works with albino/mutated colors in animals the wild. they may be pretty to us but they’re easier for predators to spot

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

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if only the titanic did that

moshing-in-the-hood:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

canyoushipit:

darkxbunnyprincess:

This is one of my favorite childhood stories.

WHAT THE FUCK

Did you guys seriously not read this growing up?

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, THROWBACK.

shinoboobs:

what

ultranipslip:

gatomuxaxo:

"It’s a metapod, see"

Y

ultranipslip:

gatomuxaxo:

"It’s a metapod, see"

Y